willitblend: (juice)
 [The video starts with Inui standing in front of a camera, dressed in a smock, thick rubber gloves, and face shield. On the counter, there's a lidded, secured white bucket that has rattling noises coming from the inside.

"Good afternoon," says Inui. "Welcome to another episode of Will It Blend. Today we have here a sample from the planet Tviti, which has been designated a Class 3 Hazard due to its combative flora and fauna."

"Sample T-II will be homogenised using a model F50 for protein and nucleic acid analysis."

He opens the six different locks on the container and immediately grabs the green coils darting for his throat and slams the entire writhing mass into the prepared blender. The lid goes on with some difficulty, held down only by Inui leaning his full weight on it.

"Now... will it blend?" 

Inui flicks the machine on, and the blades whirr to life with some difficulty as green slime splatters against the walls of the container.] 
willitblend: (illogical)
 I think...one of the specimens escaped.

But don't worry it's all under control and it's not dangerous! At all!

Expedition

Oct. 26th, 2016 03:37 pm
willitblend: (adjusting)
 What a wealth of undiscovered new species! This is very exciting. I may not have enough sample containers for them all.

Zaizen, I need your help in setting up satellite uplinks so that the scientists back at HQ can video-call me while I walk around.
willitblend: (adjusting)
Happy birthday, Captain. 

I named a new species of slug after you. It lives on mountains and eats rocks. I thought you'd like that.

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